What The F*ck?!?
Kaeiy is listening to: Lihim - Cambio
I know the title sounds really offensive but please do have a little faith in me that I, by NO MEANS conceivable, mean it in a bad way. It's just a really nasty expression I cannot remove from my vocab so do pardon me.
Okay, down to business. Compiled a few WTF?!? moments here and I'd like to share them with you. And, oh, if YOU happen to be the person accidentally or intentionally involved in these moments, please do take the time to scroll a little lower down there *points down* and read my post scripts. Ayt? Thanks!
Here we go:
Kasseopeia: (plugged into earphones, listening and singing to UrbanDub's "Give" quite loudly in the MRT on the way to Shangri-La, minding my own business) "The moment I wake is the moment you sleep. You're always receiving, yeah." (proceeds to air-drum. Duh...loser!)
Hella-cute butch erstwhile nameless: "Heyah, you listening to Urbandub?"
Kasseopeia: (snaps out of pathetic lyric-butchering and looks up at infinitely tall female in yellow shirt and black jeans. Smiles to hide her surprise and insecurity at being beside a person almost a foot taller) "Yup, you listen to them too?"
Same hella-cute six-footer still nameless: "Of course! They rock!" (extends right hand out) "Hi, I'm Lisa." (no shite! That's her name!)
Kasseopeia: (shakes Lisa's hand) "Kasseopeia."
Lisa: "So, where are you headed?"
Kasseopeia: "Shang."
Lisa: "Ah, I see. I'm off to SM City."
Kasseopeia: "Oh. North station."
Lisa: "Yup."
(MRT announcer says something like "Shaw station" in a crackly voice like tissue out of a Calvin Klein paperbag after getting the hella-expensive but frays within a month boxers)
Kasseopeia: "Well, gotta go. Nice meeting you, Lisa."
Lisa: (waves) "Bye, girl!"
=====WTF?!?=====
(Kasseopeia sees -ipis- and Veggiemeat at Trattoria and decides to sit with them a while and tell them about Lisa.)
-ipis-: "Oh. My. God. Welcome to the club." (extends right hand)
Kasseopeia: (shakes -ipis-'s hand with a f*cked up expression on her face)
=====WTF?!?=====
(Kasseopeia laughs ass off at Starbucks with friends.)
Scout: "Kasseopeia, ang rugged mo ngayon! Hindi ako sanay!" (refers to yours truly's red shirt, blue jeans and black sneakers)
=====WTF?!?=====
(Kasseopeia's bestfriend of 9 years, Liquid_Angel, comes in and joins already crowded conjoined table)
Kasseopeia: "Heard this new novelty song from the radio. Sino kumanta nito?" (and murders the already triple-dead f*cked up lyrics)
Liquid_Angel: "Ikaw. Kakakanta mo lang eh!"
=====WTF?!?=====
(Kasseopeia sends email to friend based in far-off corner of this God-forsaken country)
Kasseopeia: "Haller! Can you contact some VA** peeps and ask them if they still meet up at the same place, at the same day and at more or less the same timeframe since I feel this unspeakable urge to renew contact with them? I think it's because I want to see T'Pol's arse again. It's the new season of Enterprise and I haven't even seen a single ep! Wahehehehe... Anyway, do update me ayt? And ask them what I need to do to renew membership... and library rights. AYT? Thanks dude! Live long and prosper!"
=====WTF?!?====
**VA a.k.a Via Astris Inc. is a SEC-registered Star Trek Fans org headed by Paolo Jalbuena. I am a member of the yahoogroup but lost the email address subscribing to it coz I am a f*ckng GENIUS. No shite! Bah!
Lisa, for the record, was approximately 6 feet in height, had amazing red-streaked hair and was wearing a bright-yellow shirt with a picture of the Motley Crue on it. And yes, she was hella-cute!
-ipis- has long since explained what she meant. I get it, girl! Thanks for the, errr, welcome. Harhar.
Scout was referring to previous instances when she saw me, wearing my Kagalang-Galang (KGG) schoolteacher-will-meet-up-with-parents-of-students-so-she-better-look-decent-so-as-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-sadistic-pedophile outfit that most often than not consists of a knitted sleeveless top in an obscenely bright color, bootleg-cut blue jeans and black leather boots. On that night, I probably looked like I just had a romp in the bush with a couple of tigers. Peace out, kiddo! Just kidding. Your comment really made me laugh, believe me. Ask Liquid_Angel. I talked about it all night at (late) dinner. Rugged indeed.
Liquid_Angel needs no explanation. After nine years of being around my psychotic self, he already understands why I chose to sock him in Malate almost an hour later and not a few seconds after he made his (un)remark. Har-dee-har-har.
Kasseopeia is/was a member of that org until she went MIA in June after the schoolyear started and her students' schoolwork and their crazy antics took their toll on her fragile psyche. All it takes is Jolene Blaylock's ass to make her snap out of her (unwarranted) stupor.
Post PS: Thanks for the WMA file, Veggiemeat. The song rocks!
I know the title sounds really offensive but please do have a little faith in me that I, by NO MEANS conceivable, mean it in a bad way. It's just a really nasty expression I cannot remove from my vocab so do pardon me.
Okay, down to business. Compiled a few WTF?!? moments here and I'd like to share them with you. And, oh, if YOU happen to be the person accidentally or intentionally involved in these moments, please do take the time to scroll a little lower down there *points down* and read my post scripts. Ayt? Thanks!
Here we go:
Kasseopeia: (plugged into earphones, listening and singing to UrbanDub's "Give" quite loudly in the MRT on the way to Shangri-La, minding my own business) "The moment I wake is the moment you sleep. You're always receiving, yeah." (proceeds to air-drum. Duh...loser!)
Hella-cute butch erstwhile nameless: "Heyah, you listening to Urbandub?"
Kasseopeia: (snaps out of pathetic lyric-butchering and looks up at infinitely tall female in yellow shirt and black jeans. Smiles to hide her surprise and insecurity at being beside a person almost a foot taller) "Yup, you listen to them too?"
Same hella-cute six-footer still nameless: "Of course! They rock!" (extends right hand out) "Hi, I'm Lisa." (no shite! That's her name!)
Kasseopeia: (shakes Lisa's hand) "Kasseopeia."
Lisa: "So, where are you headed?"
Kasseopeia: "Shang."
Lisa: "Ah, I see. I'm off to SM City."
Kasseopeia: "Oh. North station."
Lisa: "Yup."
(MRT announcer says something like "Shaw station" in a crackly voice like tissue out of a Calvin Klein paperbag after getting the hella-expensive but frays within a month boxers)
Kasseopeia: "Well, gotta go. Nice meeting you, Lisa."
Lisa: (waves) "Bye, girl!"
=====WTF?!?=====
(Kasseopeia sees -ipis- and Veggiemeat at Trattoria and decides to sit with them a while and tell them about Lisa.)
-ipis-: "Oh. My. God. Welcome to the club." (extends right hand)
Kasseopeia: (shakes -ipis-'s hand with a f*cked up expression on her face)
=====WTF?!?=====
(Kasseopeia laughs ass off at Starbucks with friends.)
Scout: "Kasseopeia, ang rugged mo ngayon! Hindi ako sanay!" (refers to yours truly's red shirt, blue jeans and black sneakers)
=====WTF?!?=====
(Kasseopeia's bestfriend of 9 years, Liquid_Angel, comes in and joins already crowded conjoined table)
Kasseopeia: "Heard this new novelty song from the radio. Sino kumanta nito?" (and murders the already triple-dead f*cked up lyrics)
Liquid_Angel: "Ikaw. Kakakanta mo lang eh!"
=====WTF?!?=====
(Kasseopeia sends email to friend based in far-off corner of this God-forsaken country)
Kasseopeia: "Haller! Can you contact some VA** peeps and ask them if they still meet up at the same place, at the same day and at more or less the same timeframe since I feel this unspeakable urge to renew contact with them? I think it's because I want to see T'Pol's arse again. It's the new season of Enterprise and I haven't even seen a single ep! Wahehehehe... Anyway, do update me ayt? And ask them what I need to do to renew membership... and library rights. AYT? Thanks dude! Live long and prosper!"
=====WTF?!?====
**VA a.k.a Via Astris Inc. is a SEC-registered Star Trek Fans org headed by Paolo Jalbuena. I am a member of the yahoogroup but lost the email address subscribing to it coz I am a f*ckng GENIUS. No shite! Bah!
Lisa, for the record, was approximately 6 feet in height, had amazing red-streaked hair and was wearing a bright-yellow shirt with a picture of the Motley Crue on it. And yes, she was hella-cute!
-ipis- has long since explained what she meant. I get it, girl! Thanks for the, errr, welcome. Harhar.
Scout was referring to previous instances when she saw me, wearing my Kagalang-Galang (KGG) schoolteacher-will-meet-up-with-parents-of-students-so-she-better-look-decent-so-as-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-sadistic-pedophile outfit that most often than not consists of a knitted sleeveless top in an obscenely bright color, bootleg-cut blue jeans and black leather boots. On that night, I probably looked like I just had a romp in the bush with a couple of tigers. Peace out, kiddo! Just kidding. Your comment really made me laugh, believe me. Ask Liquid_Angel. I talked about it all night at (late) dinner. Rugged indeed.
Liquid_Angel needs no explanation. After nine years of being around my psychotic self, he already understands why I chose to sock him in Malate almost an hour later and not a few seconds after he made his (un)remark. Har-dee-har-har.
Kasseopeia is/was a member of that org until she went MIA in June after the schoolyear started and her students' schoolwork and their crazy antics took their toll on her fragile psyche. All it takes is Jolene Blaylock's ass to make her snap out of her (unwarranted) stupor.
Post PS: Thanks for the WMA file, Veggiemeat. The song rocks!
stargazer caught shooting stars at 2:20:00 AM
5 Comments:
hehe.. nakks.. shake hands = 10 to 30 seconds of holding hands.. bwahahaha :p
sayang pala di tayo nagkaabot.. para nakita mo naman ako ng aking unusual corporate-slave-looking-outfit so that it would make me look like i have an imaginary banner with me saying.. "Hire me oh please... I wanna be a corporate zombie for food" lol
^^^
rakista ka talaga karla. patingin din ako ng shirts. pwede pacustomize??
kass:
naks..marami talagang nagagawa ang MRT sa lives ng pipol..
agree ako diyan sa mrt part.. hehe.. saves a whole lot of time that wasting time sitting for hours on a bus that occasionally moves by 12 inches.. hehe
siyempre gorgeous rakista ever. hehe
kung papacustomize ka pwede rin hehe =)
with regards to the title:
dear, you need not apologize. this is YOUR blog. we are slaves to your pen... er... fingers. (hmmm... that doesn't sound right, lol) that is, we are mere visitors who savor what you write in all their sumptuous glory. ;-) halata bang may hang-over pa ko sa noche buena? hehe. sana tumaba naman ako kahit konti. sana, sana...
with regards to your outfit:
i think you misunderstood me. i couldn't stop looking at you kasi ang cute mo in that getup. wear more "rugged" clothes, dear. it suits you. saka first time yata kita makitang maglugay ng buhok. not bad. :-)
at ang masasabi ko lang, mahal na mahal ka talaga ng mga jowa friends mo. you are lucky to have them looking over your shoulder. la lang. :-)
merry christmas, kass!
@}-;--------
scout_finch
Scout: Hallerness! Ikaw naman! WTF didn't mean I was offended or anything! Tsaka alam kong I didn't misunderstand you! Natawa nga ako sa comment mo kaya siya nasaa sa WTF moments! Nyahehehehe.
Karla Rakista: ako din pa-customize ng shirt pero may gusto akong gayahing design na nakita ko sa I Love You store... Weeheehee...
Gorgeous: Korak ka dyan sa MRT part na yan. Sa MRT ako unang sumayaw ng ispageti song in public! Charos!
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